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📦Plain packagingNothing on the box. Nothing on the statement.
🔒Discreet billingShows up as a neutral name. Nobody's the wiser.
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What people tell us after
★★★★★"Walked in nervous, walked out laughing. So easy."— Dana R., Bellefonte
★★★★★"Ordered online, packaging was totally plain. Perfect."— Marcus T., State College
★★★★★"They actually answered my dumb questions without judging."— Priya S., Altoona
Come say hi
There's a real shop, too
We’re right here in Port Matilda, PA, and we don’t judge. Stop by, browse freely, and ask whatever’s on your mind.
AddressPort Matilda, PA
HoursMon–Wed 10am–9pm
Thu-Sat 10am-10pm
Sun Closed
Phone(814) 692-7262
Good questions
Frequently asked questions
Is shipping discreet?
Yes. Every online order ships in plain packaging. Nothing on the outside of the box says what is inside.
What's on the package label?
Only your name and shipping address, and a return address. The label does not list products or mention adult items.
What will show on my bank or card statement?
Purchases appear under a neutral billing name.
Is free shipping available?
Yes, on orders over $60 within the US. Shipping costs are shown in your cart before you check out.
How long does it take for my order to ship?
Most orders ship within 3 business days via USPS. You'll get an email with tracking as soon as your order ships.
Do you have a store in Port Matilda?
Yes. EZ Playtime is a real local store at 101 Lion Ln, Port Matilda, PA 16870. Get directions.
Still not sure?
That's the normal way to feel about it. Call the shop and just ask — we do this all day and nothing surprises us.